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Disgusting! (Live)

from Disgusting! - Live EP by Beard Snax

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lyrics

Am C F G
back when i was young
i knew a guy in my dorm
who could only bust his nut
jerking off to danny phantom porn
he watched his rule 34
in our communal hall
spilled his special sauce
on the sofa, didn't clean it up

Am F C G
the truth is that some people are disgusting
Am F C E
he bathed like twice a month and didn't ever was his hair
and then he wondered why his girlfriend left him
as crusty as a a crab he never changed his underwear

it got even more cringe
when he called himself a hedonist
kept his dick-lick in the fridge
waiting so patiently
i'm sad to report
that in a year or more
of sharing walls and a floor
i didn't ever hear that fucker score

the truth is that this hobag was disgusting
some posh cunt from down south who lived in squalor for the cred
no woman in their right mind would dare touch him
his room was full of rotten cheese, old milk and mouldy bread

F G
and you make think that there's a twist coming up
Am C
where it turns out this guy was me, but you'd be damn wrong
F G
cause as grim as i am even i have my limits
Am E
may eat snacks from my beard, but this guy took the biscuit

the truth is that some people are disgusting
sure be yourself, but check yourself before you go too far
cause if you make life shit for other people
you're not being a libertine, youre just being a cock

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from Disgusting! - Live EP, released June 9, 2022

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Beard Snax Stoke On Trent, UK

Folk-punk from Stoke-on-Trent, England. We write mildly depressing songs and have facial hair. We like a good munch.

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